At around five I met Lenny Bruce at a club. I was born on April 30, 1961.
On the cusp of the Bay of Pigs, Mao Bay.
My father was a multi-millionaire when Celebrates
weren’t yet. I wanted to share this with you. I was with a family friend.
And Lenny told me this joke… hey kid, I am the funniest comedian in history.
I’ll explain why. I have a joke for you. What do you get when you cross a
pygmy with a duck? A really pissed off pygmy.
And my friend that had brought me interrupted and said. May I have him
back.
and Lenny responded. Would you like him leg too?