At around five I met Lenny Bruce at a club. I was born on April 30, 1961.

On the cusp of the Bay of Pigs, Mao Bay.

My father was a multi-millionaire when Celebrates

weren’t yet. I wanted to share this with you. I was with a family friend.

And Lenny told me this joke… hey kid, I am the funniest comedian in history.

I’ll explain why. I have a joke for you. What do you get when you cross a

pygmy with a duck? A really pissed off pygmy.

And my friend that had brought me interrupted and said. May I have him

back.

and Lenny responded. Would you like him leg too?